Apparently, there is a band called the Soviettes. That’s pretty good, but I can do one better. If I ever get my own variety show, nothing can stop me from naming the back-up dancers the Moist Towelettes.
Update: I have heard the Soviettes, and their music is as good as their name.
We hope you’re not disappointed that we’re already The Moist Towelettes, and if you are, perhaps our music will cheer you up!
xo The Moist Towelettes