Today I was listening to the Velvet Underground live album, where Lou Reed explains that the song Some Kinda Love is a dialogue between a woman and a man “who wants to drink her like Tequila.” Now if I were a woman, I don’t think I would want anyone to drink me like Tequila, since to me that usually means this: as fast as possible, after a pinch of salt, and followed by a bite of lime and a nasty face, with a bunch of hooligans shouting ‘Go! Go! Do it!’
So what would I choose instead? Fine brandy? A glass of red wine? Ice water on a scorching day? I don’t know, so I am asking you, ladies — if you had the choice, what would you like to be drunk as?
