Archive for July, 2005

Wedding Party

    It turns out that the communications where I live are a little more sparse than I thought. There is no land-line, and the Wi-Fi network that Miguel said could be found on the north side of the apartment wasn’t there when I checked. There is one Wi-Fi network available, but it doesn’t give me an IP address, so there’s no way to connect to the internet. I’ll have to see if you can look for other IP addresses some way and inspect the services they provide, a good opportunity to learn about TCP/IP networking, which I have been eager to do for some time. I did find an application called Kismac that has pull-down Aqua menus for things like “Dictionary Attack” and “LEAP Attack”. I love Macs.

    The practical upshot of all this is that I have to go outside the apartment to use the Internet or make a call, and I wasn’t able to get a hold of the other gringos all day to see what they were doing. So Miguel invited me to go to a party for one of his friends who had just gotten married. She turned out to be one of the subjects of his photography that he had shown me earlier in the day, and one of the most attractive women I have ever met in my life. Her name was Ximena, and she lived with her new husband in a cavernous apartment on the northwest side of downtown. The groom, whose name I unfortunately did not catch, is a painter, and their place was filled with his paintings, large portraits of humanoid figures with heads that show aspects of demons, monsters, animals and human faces. Each pictures was more or less a variation on this same theme, and they were all universally gruesome, with the subject apparently in a great deal of pain. But, the way the different facial features were mixed, as well as the facial expressions and different-colored background swirls, gave each portrait a subtle and distinct mood from the others. On the whole, I really liked the paintings.

    After we had gone from room to room, inspecting and commenting on each one, (which I completely failed to do in a complimentary or insightful way) we settled into the normal party routine of sipping drinks and chit-chatting. It’s then that I noticed the really weird aspect to this party. In addition to the gothically attired twenty-somethings who I assume were the friends of the groom, their parents and older relatives were there too, in the sweater vests and sports coats that are casual wear for most middle-aged Chileans. So, the party was a mix of slightly older people than me, in black leather coats, chains and satin; people my parents’ age in their work clothes, one 15 year old kid in 15 year old gear, and me, feeling a little out of place in a red flannel shirt and jeans.

    I soon got over my unease and started working the crowd. Every time I would see the groom’s father, he would say something in Spanish like “Oh, here’s my friend from [California, Ohio, Indiana, etc.]!” He seemed to think this one of the funniest things a person could possibly say, so I just played along. As the night progressed, the subject for conversation turned to the United States (surprise!) and he became very agitated and started asking me how I felt about some guy named Booch. It probably seems obvious to whom he was referring as you read this, but I was trying to understand a lot of other things he said, so I didn’t understand that he meant President of the United States George Walker Bush. By the time I did understand what he was talking about, he was closer to me than you normally stand to a person, and speaking much louder than you normally speak to people, certainly louder than was necessary, given that he was so close. Now, to be graceful, I am not a big fan of the President, but I didn’t like the way he seemed to be insinuating that I was personally responsible for the foreign policy of the US over the last five years. As politely as I could, I said something like the following “Sir, don’t you also hate the politicians here in Chile?” [Well, yes] “Then it’s not that Bush is worse than other politicians, but that he is more famous and powerful, so you know him and hate him without seeing why he appeals to some people in our country.” I hope that’s what I said. At least he seemed to calm down a little.

    Most of the evening was spent trying to follow people’s conversations, but they were usually about subjects that aren’t covered in Spanish textbooks, so it was hard to keep up with a lot of the vocabulary. Throughout the evening, various wedding-related events kept happening, like the cutting of the cake, throwing the bouquet and flinging the garter. It was fun to see these wholesome events happening in such a strange and unwholesome setting in another language. At 4 o’clock, I was getting pretty tired of dancing and saying “Como?”, so I just sat down and watched Ximena and one of her friends put songs on the computer and dance to them. They were pretty into 80’s New Wave and related bands like Joy Division, Depeche Mode, and Placebo. Some of the stuff really relieved my rock music jonesing and I made a mental note to go search it out.

    Eventually not even the music could keep me awake and I felt my eyelids drooping. Miguel wanted to wait until the Metro started running, which would be in about an hour. Then he remembered that it was Sunday, so they wouldn’t start until mid-Morning. I decided to take a micro home, just as the sun was coming up. I love to see cities wake up, and Santiago is better than most U.S. cities, since you can smell food starting to cook, watch the sun rise of over the Andes, and see people blearily stumble out of the homes and toward the bus stops. I blearily stumbled out of the bus, up the stairs and into bed.

I am Moving Tomorrow

    I found an apartment today. I had been trying to see this guy’s place for a week now, because I thought I would really like it, but apparently he is a phone person and I am email person, so I would get lots or replies like “Sorry, I was out and didn’t see your email about coming over until just now. Could you call me and tell me when else you can come?” So, I let him suggest a time and then made sure I could be there. The apartment is just across the street from Cerro Santa Lucia, a giant hill in the middle of downtown with an ancient fort on top of it. If I knew more about history, I would probably say something about how the fort was used to repel invasions in the stone age or something. But, I don’t: it’s just a really cool hill with lots of trees and old stone walls. It’s actually amazing how tall it is, because it’s hard to see the top from ground level. The hill is also very wide so you keep being surprised as you ascend that there is another level and then another and another, until finally you are higher than most buildings in Santiago and have unobstructed view of the Andes, Cerro San Cristobal (an even bigger hill that I’ll talk about later), and all of Santiago stretching out around you. My room is just across Avenida Santa Lucia to the west and faces east. When I arrived, it was around 3, so I am not sure when the morning sun will rise above the crest of the hill and shine on my room. Santa Lucia is a very busy part of town, and there was a fair amount of street noise, even some construction to the West, but it was actually a little less noisy than where I live now, as there are some dogs halfway down the block that really enjoy seeing who can wait the longest until the neighborhood is almost asleep before they bark three times and then four times, then three times, then four times… Where was I?

    Jorge seems like a good flatmate, very accommodating and a little nutty. When he learned I was a physics student (physicist?) he told me about some new kinds of numbers that he invented. I couldn’t understand his Spanish completely, but they sounded like a cross between palindromes and irrational numbers. I am not really sure how that could be possible, but it was interesting. He also had a table full of speakers, wires and drum machines. He explained to me that he was an aficionado of electronic music, and sure enough, his friend Jose Luis came over with a brand-new laptop and asked Jorge to install some bootleg copies of Reason 3 andPro Tools on it. For those of you who don’t know, or can’t guess (see below), these are very expensive drum machine and digital synthesizer programs.

    I stayed at the place for a while because I liked it so much. It felt very homey with all the bizarre junk - deer skulls, mannequins, an old suitcase full of wine corks. Jorge only asked for 100.000 CLP ($174) a month, so I figured it was a steal. Now all I have to do is pack up the rest of my stuff tomorrow and move it across town. Did I mention my room is much bigger than the one I have now? Paradise, here I come!

Success!

I finally got something to work on the computer that I have been struggling with for more than a year now. It’s probably completely insignificant to anyone who doesn’t both go to uchicago and use a Macintosh, or is involved in the minutiae of my life in a very unhealthy way. So, if that doesn’t include you, you should probably skip this entry becuase it will be booooring. I’ll write something about hiking or Santiago later today, so read that instead.

uchicago has lots of material that it licenses and makes available to students. To access this material you have to use a proxy server, which is basically a computer on the campus network that requests a page from the web for you, proving that it is being requested by someone associated with the university. I have to prove that I am associated with the universtiy to the proxy server by entering my Cnet ID and password. Now here’s the tricky part: How does my web browser know which sites it can gain special access to by asking the proxy server to request them? It uses a proxy auto-configuation (PAC) file, which is more or less just a list of sites for which it would be a good idea to use the proxy server. Ideally, when I start the browser, it should request the PAC file, and when I go to site listed in the pac file should start using the proxy server instead. Notice that the file should be requested only once, when I start my browser. But, becuase of a bug in Safari, the web browser I use, it requests the PAC file again for every single file from site listed in the PAC file. This means that for every image, stylesheet, and html include that I see, Safari has tried to request the PAC file again. One page that I am looking at now has twenty three files associated with it, and if I look at 25 restricted pages on average every time I start the browser, that’s 525 times as much traffic as the proxy server should have to deal with. The people at NSIT have decided to block all requests from people using Safari as it might crash the server, so for at least the last year, I have had to use Firefox whenever I wanted to see something from the library, read tech books online, or look at anythign online that the university paid for. But now I found a solution. I hope someone who has been having the same problem finds this useful.

1. Get Firefox
2. In Firefox, option-click on this link and save the file to some place out of the way. I suggest /Library/Internet Plug-ins/
3. Open System Preferences.
4. Double click on the green dot that indicates which of your interfaces is active.
5. Click on the proxies tab.
6. Change the “Configure Proxies” setting to to “Using a PAC file”
7. Click on “Choose File” button and select the file that you just downloaded.
8. Click the “Apply Changes” button.

You’re all set. Enjoy using Safari all the time now!

Moving Out

I have definitely decided to move out of the residence where we are staying. It’s not that bad, but I definitely want more. This place just feels too young for me. It’s a lot like Maclean, the dorm where I spent my first year at uchicago. There are lots of completely arbitrary rules that they tell you on a strictly need-to-know basis, like there is a laundry schedule and that you can’t drink any alcohol. I had no idea about either of these until I was down to my last pair of underwear and found the laundry door locked, (in the first case) and when I was enjoying some cheap red wine with dinner and the caretaker saw the bottle in the kitchen (in the second). She actually poured it out, which seems uncalled for, even though there was less than half a glass left. Now, I understand the need for rules, but I also understand that you have to tell people the rules if you want them to be followed. In my case, no one told me about this stuff. Well, Colin told me that he “thought” we weren’t allowed to drink. Honestly, I didn’t really believe him, since he also told me that in Soviet Russia, your mind is the hobgoblin of monotony. Then, on my first weekend here, there was a huge loud party in the common area with all kinds of drinking. I figured Colin was just confused. The practical upshot of all this rambling is that now I have been told that I cannot do my laundry as I please. If it’s Thursday, and I don’t have any shirts left, but my name is written down on a little piece of paper under the Tuesday column, I am just going to have to turn the dirty ones inside out and wear them like that for five days. And, if I am going to drink, I have to do it at work, not at home. No thanks.

Now, the other residents are really nice and international; they speak Spanish more slowly and clearer than Chileans, and they listen patiently for the most part while I stutter back. They like to go out to silly dance clubs and they watch good movies. They keep the kitchen clean, and they laugh at my three-word Spanish witticisms. I am learning about where they live and what they think about their homes and the United States, but that’s part of the problem: they’re definitely not average Chilean, even the ones that are from Chile. They rent is comparatively high, CLP150.000 (262 USD) so even the Chileans who live here are well-off. And I never mind saving a few extra pesos myself, especially if I can also get a place the feels more like a home. In southern Chile, they have places called hospedajes, family homes where tourists can stay for cheap. It would be really nice to find a place where I can learn about Chilean family life in addition to the other things I mentioned.

So, yesterday Matt, Carolyn, Colin, and I went to the Goethe Institute, where they have have a board of advertisements for really cheap places to stay. It was in a very nice section of Santiago, with lots of colonial apartment buildings and forested parks, just off of the Plaza de Armas, the main square of the old part of the city. In the evening, there are lots of people strolling around, shopping, playing chess, and proselytizing each other with megaphones. I wouldn’t mind living in that neighborhood at all. We had been to Plaza de Armas several times before, but there’s always something new to see, so we walked around looking for a restaurant. We found a chinese place and ordered up a meal for four. The waitress was really nice and about our age, so she chatted a little bit. Soon the food came, and it turned out to be huge, the first meal in Chile that I hadn’t finished. Portions in Chile tend to be smaller, just about the right size for me, in contrast to the States, where I am usually mostly full by the time the entree comes out. I guess since this was Chilean-Chinese different rules apply. As we walked down the street, I heard a voice cry “Chico!” (Boy!) and the waitress rushed up behind me and handed me a pair of plain wooden chopsticks in a paper wrapper with the name of the restaurant. Oh yeah, the ladies sweat the style like the squirrels sweat the nuts.

Most of the Lyrics Are Screamy

From: Mom
Subject: #2 Question to answer
Date: July 16, 2005 1:10:02 PM EDT
To: joebolte@uchicago.edu

> I almost forgot.

> Last year, probably, you left a CD with me and it doesn’t have a band name on it. It is purple with radiating lines. That’s all. The music is like this:

> Almost every cut starts out easy with maybe a bass, then some drums. Most of the lyrics are screamy. Several of the songs have lyrics about work.

> About my favorite is
> “I get up
> Just about noon
> My brain sends a message to me
> To reach for my shoes.

> something else here, then,

> Gotta go to work
> Gotta go to work
> Gotta have a jo-o-ob.”

> The lyrics don’t reflect my feelings about work, but they amuse me.

> Tell me, name that band.

> Mom

Dear Mom,
The CD is “This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About”, by Modest Mouse. I wondered where that one went. Enjoy it, until I get back.

-Joe

Micro Adventure

Since the Santiago Metro system happens to be very inconvenient for getting from where we live to where we work, Colin, Carolyn, Matt and I decided to start taking the local bus system, called micros. This might not seem like such a big deal, but on their arrivals in Santiago, Sergio warned each of them not to take the Micros anywhere, becuase they were confusing, irregular, and dangerous. He’s right. The micros are large yellow diesel buses that cover the city from end to end. Whereas Chicago has about 200 well-maintainted, timely and safe bus routes, Santiago has at least 600. http://micros.cl has route information, but this is subject to change at a moments notice based on the whim of the driver. The drivers are paid based on the number of people they carry in a day so it’s in their best interest to carry as many people as fast as possible. Obviously they are going to be cavalier about ensuring only a safe number of people are on their bus, and they are going to go as fast as possible, and make their stops as short as possible. I have actually seen people running as fast they could after a moving bus, knocking on the door, and then leaping inside once the driver opened it, all while the bus continues to accelerate. If you are the only one who wants get off at a particular stop, sometimes the bus driver will only slow down to just under ankle-breaking speed and your choices are to risk serious injury or miss your stop. (I have only seen this happen, never experienced it.) If you’re really observant, you’ll notice the shady looking characters that notify the buses of how much time has passed since the last bus on that route has past. If it is a short time, the bus should slow down, or else there won’t be anyone on the street who wants to take that route. If it’s been a long time, they should hurry up, becuase another bus might be about to overtake them. If it’s a very short time, they can pull into the left lane, and try to overtake the bus, stealing its potential passengers and the corresponding profit. If you could imagine combination of bass-jumping and the Mafia, you would have a rough idea of how dangerous these things are. To wit:

We join our hero on the morning of this fateful day, when I suspect nothing of the terror that is to befall me. It starts like any other, trying to decipher the little cards in the windows of the micros and flag down the right one before it speeds by. I work on a street called Blanco Encalada, “Whitewashed,” so I am looking for a sign that includes some abbreviation of that phrase. Finally, I see route 614, with a sign that includes “Encalada,” so I hop on. I haven’t taken this bus before so its route is unfamiliar to me. It turns left sooner that I expected, and starts heading south when my workplace is mostly due west of my house. No matter, the routes can be pretty circuitous. Pretty soon, it becomes apparent that something is wrong. The bus is way too far south to give me much hope of making it to work on this route, so I start to look around for other options. If I can guess where the Red Line of the Metro is, I ‘ll be able to take it north and get off close to my destination. It’s about this time that I realize we are travelling on a road called Lo Encalada. Well, that explains how I go into this mess, but not how to get out of it. I ask a woman if she knows if this bus goes near the Metro, and she answers in Spanish, “Oh no, it goes to Los Cerrillos.” I ask the bus driver later how to get to Blanco Encalada and he tells me the return route somewhere and then find 602. I am starting to fell very small. The house become gungier and smaller until they are little more than stucco huts with nasty fences. The bus is still going south and slightly west when it eventually turns into a garage. I ask the bus driver which 614 is leaving next and he waves me over to one. This driver has barely let me on before he snorts with derision at the other’s suggestion of 602 as a good choice. “Cross those railroad tracks and take 634,” he says. I scramble down the loose dirt that holds the track up. I try to flag down the next eastbound 634, but it’s going too fast. Inconceivably, it stops about 100 feet down the road and waits, but when I start toward, it rumbles off. I am ready for the next one, but it takes me to a part of town that’s even worse if possible. There’s a large open square that’s filled with a thin layer of trash, where some men are unloading more trash from a horse-drawn cart. Just after this square, the bus driver pulls over next to two other bues with the same number. I caught the bus about 10 block from the end of its route and now I’ll have to take another back in the same direction. At least it clearly says “Blanco” between “Parque O’Higgins”, the park just south of the university campus and “Matta”, the street that Blanco Encalad changes into. Now I know I am on the right track. No one is in the other buses, so I wait and watch two very old men mop the insides of the buses. They are amazingly efficient, but becuase of their age, their Spanish is impossible to understand. Eventually the other bus driver returns, makes me pay a whole other fare, (remember how they are paid based on how much money they take in) and 50min or so later, I arrive at work. I left at 10:00 and it is now 12:30, so I have been riding around the city for two and a half hours. From now on, I am going to play it safe and only take the 600 and 615. At least everyone had a good laugh about what happened.

The Best Dream Ever

Last night I had the happiest dream I can remember, placing it very high in the running for best dream I have ever had. Apparently I had been selected out of a pool of recent uchicago graduates to go on a luxury boat tour around the world. In addition to what I call “dream strangers,” the only people I can remember being on the cruise are Mark Ersfeld, Vicki, and Paule. Never mind that there didn’t seem to be anyone else on the boat who had ever graduated from the university. The boat appeared to be some kind of converted destroyer that had been converted into a luxury liner. Parts of it were rusty and old, but the cabins and deck had been fixed up with rosewood or mahogany or some kind of fancy hardwood trim. There was one of the original gun turrets on the deck that had been retrofitted with a TV screen and an Atari 2600, so that you could play Battleship. Don’t ask; it’s dream logic.

Anyway, at first I didn’t want to go on the tour becuase I was afraid that I was just going to miss Mercedes. I only felt worse when I got on the boat and discovered that there was a rule that at the beginning of the cruise, we were supposed to present each of the other passengers with a flower. No one had told me this rule, so I was the only one without any flowers to present. With each more beautiful flower that someone presented me with, I becamse sadder and sadder. Then one of the crew members told me about an “emergency flower hotline” that I had just enough time to call. Just before we were about to leave the shore, my flowers arrived. They were the most beautiful anyone had seen. It’s beyond my writing ability to describe the way I saw them in my dream, (Do we imagine actual images in our dreams, or just what it might feel like to see such an image?) but the best I can say is that they were like tiny bonsai orchids that were the most amazing neon purples, greens and reds. Everyone loved my flowers, and I realized how great it was going to be to go on this cruise, how the flowers instantly bonded me to my new friends, and how I shouldn’t mope that past experiences were ending and new ones were beginning.